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Scare Ball

The other term for the Sun. The Scare Ball makes everything irritatingly hot, stirs up the cray with living creatures and critter humans, causes more turbulent air which shakes everyone’s snacks around on aeroplanes, does nothing good for migraines, and has freaked out past generations when it goes all eclipse-y.
The Scare Ball is hella bright today, and it’s making the local methheads even more animated. We should avoid interaction with the Scare Ball and stay inside with the blinds closed, like the higher powers intended when they created scientists who figured out window coverings.
by NurseDiesel May 10, 2025
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balls

funny round sphere objects that bounce :D
i love playing with balls!!! they're so bouncy
by creative username 121 May 10, 2025
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Bear ball

To not bother modifying one's personality to the current situation.

Origin: When drag queens would proceed with a show without attempting to conceal their assets.
"I bear balled work today, my office persona didn't make a single appearance"
by Dr.PimpMobile May 10, 2025
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balls

big red juicy balls all the girls love
by idk124533 May 11, 2025
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Elite ball knowledge

an idea/thing that's known only among a niche community who can immediately recognize it yet leave people who don't know confused
comment: it's a lagoon

reply: elite ball knowledge
by sirguy2 May 12, 2025
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Brown Wrecking Ball

A sexual fetish act that involves smearing fecal matter on a males member and/or testicles. Once the fecal matter has been applied, the male then proceeds to impact the woman’s forehead, presumably to get fecal matter on the woman’s forehead.
Rosemary: Oh boy! I could really go for a Brown Wrecking Ball right now! Will you please give me one oswald?

Oswald: I don’t know Rosemary. That’s kind of risky! I don’t wanna get poop on my balls.

Rosemary: Pleaseeee?! I love having poop on my forehead!!

Oswald: Alright rosemary. Just one though!
by huddyballs May 13, 2025
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