A cigarette dipped or poured over with cannabis oil. Like a turbocharged spliff, the combination of nicotine and concentrated weed cause a head rush that leaves you seeing sparkles
"Tony didn't have any weed, but my dabs and his pack of cigarettes made a hell of a fairy cock for us to smoke"
by JaxonCoop April 26, 2022
Get the Fairy Cockmug. The-Spider cock is a extremely infectious disease that occurs during a blowjob or masturbation when the victim tugs a little to hard on the tip of their dick. Because of this they rip the top/tip of their dick off to reveal a metallic colored humanoid spider hiding in a hollow meaty blood tube inside of their dick which it has eaten out over time, and along the inside of your shaft are the spider-cock’s baby eggs growing about to burst! Once spider-cock realizes that it has been revealed it quickly climbs to the top of your dick and stabs itself into place on top of your cock causing extreme pain, as it soon starts screaming at you, and digs deeper into your cock in a fit of rage.
The only cure is to self circumcise or take the shower, crank that baby on high, change it too the sprayer, turn the water as hot as possible, and let that mf spray Spider-Cock away.
You will have to get a prosthetic dick if not treated promptly to discovery.
The only cure is to self circumcise or take the shower, crank that baby on high, change it too the sprayer, turn the water as hot as possible, and let that mf spray Spider-Cock away.
You will have to get a prosthetic dick if not treated promptly to discovery.
Nicky: *sucking cock* oh tod *chokes on his schlong* your dick *mmmmhphhhh*! Your dick is so yummy!
Tod: oh I know babes, it is 9 inches long!
Nicky: WHAT THE FUCK ONLY 9 INCHES LONG!
Nicky: *rips her head away from his cock*
Tod: FUCK women! You just ripped off the tip of my dick!
Nicky: ohhhh, is that my faul- TOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR SHAFT? - IS THAT A TUBE!? OH MY there’s a fucking SPIDER CLIMBING OUT OF YOUR DICK!!
Tod: GET THE HOSE I AM not GOING TO CIRCUMSISE THIS ONE IT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! I AM NOT PAYING $3000 FOR ANOTHER DICK BECAUSE OF A Spider-Cock, WE ARE GOING TO SOW THE TIP BACK ON!
Nicky: uHMM! bye-
Tod: oh I know babes, it is 9 inches long!
Nicky: WHAT THE FUCK ONLY 9 INCHES LONG!
Nicky: *rips her head away from his cock*
Tod: FUCK women! You just ripped off the tip of my dick!
Nicky: ohhhh, is that my faul- TOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR SHAFT? - IS THAT A TUBE!? OH MY there’s a fucking SPIDER CLIMBING OUT OF YOUR DICK!!
Tod: GET THE HOSE I AM not GOING TO CIRCUMSISE THIS ONE IT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! I AM NOT PAYING $3000 FOR ANOTHER DICK BECAUSE OF A Spider-Cock, WE ARE GOING TO SOW THE TIP BACK ON!
Nicky: uHMM! bye-
by Laglog December 2, 2024
Get the Spider-Cockmug. The top layer of skin on the cock begins to peel from lack of lubrication and excessive friction from absurd amounts of intercourse.
Jon and Beth were sexting when he realized he had "cock molt" from the previous weekend's sexcapade in a hotel.
by jonnycripp420 April 2, 2025
Get the Cock Moltmug. I would use my little finger, but I like using cock' s more than a true fag ever could; say' s the cock dyke!
by Mm good December 12, 2020
Get the cock dykemug. A word that is very attractive to girls. Say Cock in front of a girl and she will fart so hard for you!!!
by cocksandtoesucker11234 April 3, 2023
Get the Cockmug. by ramilthedeal@snipergangkodak December 1, 2016
Get the Cock dogmug. by anonymous August 5, 2022
Get the cock worthymug.