Cock Clinger

SomeOne Who wont Get Off Your Case And Wanst to Generally Know The Cocksize of All There Freinds.

"Dude My Cocks 8 inches How Bigs Your"
"STFU YOU DIRTY Cock Clinger"

by Badazzwords August 13, 2009

Low cock

A cock that hangs low

Say “low cock” to get down the slide. Zane then said “low cock”

by Kennyjuan September 23, 2023

John Cocking Farm

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals

1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023

cock clock

When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.

Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.

by DOfficial May 30, 2019

Cock

A big fat juicy long thing that is owned my me and my fat juicy long thing also known as my third leg

Friend 1: “holy smokes is that a cock?!?”
Me:” hell yeah! My cock;)

by Fkdkgkskgkekfmommy November 23, 2021

cock extender pills

Pills that make your dick extend

John: hey look what Gary is packign
Gary: nah my dick is larger then ever from these cock extender pills

by GHNARPPY July 19, 2024

Alarm Cock

The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.

I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.

by JBirch82 July 19, 2012