Shit face cock master

When you fuck ur sister

Cathy: step bro stop being a shit face cock master

by Illegal memes for quackity March 20, 2020

The guest cock

When you wanna jack off so bad but you have guests at your house so you can't.

Hey dude, the guest cock happend to me yesterday

by Waluigi's son April 14, 2020

MA LONG COCK

ITS BIG

Yo dude do u like MA LONG COCK

by MYLONGCOCK April 23, 2020

3 o'cock

When the penis is facing directly straight, like how 12 o'cock is facing up.

when I woke up, my dick was at 3 o'cock, so I adjusted it to 12 o'cock so nobody would see

by FlashlightMemelord June 21, 2020

Ginger waffle cock

Timmmeehhhhhh!!!

Timmmmeeehhh is a ginger waffle cock. Nuff said!

by Bladesbob June 21, 2020

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

Yee ol cock slam

When one person, grabs the cock of another and hoisters it to there side like a cowboy, then proceeds to jump up and SLAM them down to the ground cock still in hand

“Me and my girl did Some kinky shit last night, she gave me Yee Ol cock slam.”

by anonymous September 14, 2020