Alarm Cock

The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.

I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.

by JBirch82 July 19, 2012

Wooden Cock

A great invention made by Gabriel in the träslöjdsalen

oh look what is that?
it´s a wooden cock bitch

by YourNan28 January 10, 2017

Cock Razzler

Some that ride someone's nuts or bs so hard they are willing suck the penis of a cardboard cutout of said person, abandons all logic or sense of how ridiculous they sound or look.

the Cock Razzler, MTG is riding DT so hard she is excited for trying to rename the gulf of Mexico to gulf of America

by XKingofhearts81 January 15, 2025

Cock

A big fat juicy long thing that is owned my me and my fat juicy long thing also known as my third leg

Friend 1: “holy smokes is that a cock?!?”
Me:” hell yeah! My cock;)

by Fkdkgkskgkekfmommy November 23, 2021

touch my cock

Dont actually thats not very nice of you to touch my cock

People nornally touch my cock bc it feels good

by Yourmotherisahottie August 15, 2023

Cock hawking

Staring at another mans genitals while staring beside him at a urinal

I hate going piss next to Chauncey , he is always cock hawking

by JuiceTheHard”r” August 31, 2020

john cock

has a big penits

john cock: I h

by LorcaTheOrca November 21, 2023