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Balls to contact

1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.

2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010
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Stanky Balls

It's a slang term for balls that smell so bad that you can smell it across the room.
Yo Rudolph you've got some Stanky Balls , maybe you should wash more.
by RudolphBallsStink May 10, 2019
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Ball Razor

A razor or shaver specifically used for shaving testicles.
Andy accidentally borrowed Joe's ball razor to shave his face.
by evilsid666 May 8, 2014
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Balls

Balls have a lot of definitions 😁

Balls like for sports, soccer, basketball

Balls that are toys…😁 like bouncy balls or ballpit balls
Balls that all males possess 😁
Damn he has nice balls 🏀

Yesterday at night he showed me his…anyway you can finish that 😁
by ArminAlertmypookieee March 24, 2024
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makaylas balls

The biggest and most powerful penis balls you will ever encounter in life
makaylas balls: they are magical
by jorfange August 27, 2023
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ball luster

a man who lusts for the balls of another man, which is gay as crap.
it could also be a chick lusting for a man's balls, which is not gay, but it is best if used to insult your friends or commit hate crimes.(not that i condone hate crimes, because they are also gay as crap.)also, it could be used as a measure of the shine or glare from a nut sack.
1. though he never came out of the closet, all of the other men knew jeremy was a total ball luster.

2."this bitch was all up on my nuts. she was a total ball luster

3.when me and dave were making rotisserie chicken, his ball luster practically blinded me.
by old dirty major November 4, 2004
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Wv Bowling ball

When a male inserts his middle finger and thumb into a woman’s butthole and vagina. Then proceeds to throw her onto the bed before sex.
Last night at my girls house I did the Wv Bowling ball.
by BJI Bowling August 30, 2025
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