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Sex story

It al started of February twenty second me and Ari had know we like each others but we shy one day during English she packed me out I of course said yes and we when to the bathroom we started to make out by then I was hard and she was wet so we get ready but then my friend Eil walks in on our Mac and cheese noises and just vomits I clean it up and then we start I start push and pulling sooo fast she mound FASTER HARDER we fuck so hard she is sumbaling the next day we are dating
by Pdiddy2.0 April 6, 2025
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ball sex anthem

just a song, it doesnt say balk sex thi so im really mad🤬
Ball sex anthem:
Girls call me they with the ball sex, My dick is hard she with the ball sex. or Girls call me they with the phone sex, My dick is hard she with the phone sex.
by Glopnar June 2, 2021
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thats pretty sex

a common catch phrase used by lana finney (a unit ) to define how good somthing is
me : * pops off on blackops 4
lana: ThAtS pReTtY sEx
by thats pretty sex October 10, 2019
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Sex Corpse

A broad who is perfectly prepared with clothes, makeup and scent so he can get off . One mistake and he can't make it .
He got her behind the bar in the alley because she was a perfect sex corpse .
by hacker jo March 7, 2025
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monkey sex

sexual intercourse while hanging on a tree like monkeys
ryan: “bae let’s have monkey sex!”

you: “not today it’s raining out :(“
by virxtuaI August 7, 2022
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Sex

Sex is something that you can't get no matter how hard you try
For ex: Bf: Let's have sex

Gf: Shut the fuck up and sleep bitch
by Eren Yeager's fan November 29, 2022
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turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex
brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023
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