Sex

Face it we all have no gf

You looked this up because you

A: are lonely and fuck toilets, a piece of wood, and fake ass

or B: you did the impossible and got a hot girlfriend who wants to bang real hard because your dick is so fucking large you can break her pussy fast af

A is likely

Guy: I just got a girlfriend and had sex with her mass

Guy 2: Good jok- oh.

by lololololo797969lolololoæégêęä March 24, 2024

carrot sex

e cant pull so hell never have sex
(hes a red head)

guy: hi e wanna fuck

e:no i cant pull 0 genders
furry: me pwease
e: yes dadda i will finally do it because i have nobody else

meaning carrot sex

by slimelolpop March 27, 2024

Sex

something that you've never had

I just had sex with your mom

by TrenchMoss September 19, 2025

mid sex regret

(heterosexual) a woman’s version of post nut clarity where she zones out mid intercourse and wonders why she’s having sex with that man.

“yeah, i got mid sex regret with him bro, idk”

by bebedaboobee September 25, 2025

sex

What none of us will be getting.

We will not get sex.

by Why am i even doing this September 27, 2025

bum bum sex

when you anus

Mahogany- I love bum bum sex
Person 3- Wtf

by thatuseshurtwj September 28, 2025

Sex Yak

A privileged feminine young male who can’t handle their feminine drinks and has life on easy mode. Premarital sex addicts.

That kids such a fuckin sex yak.

by TheCouncil420 September 29, 2025