Zombie Apocalpyse

The REAL reason the wolrd is ending in 2012.

Man 1: "Dude, what's with all the Nerf guns?"
Man 2: "I'm stocking up for the zombie apocalpyse."

by Supernothing May 29, 2010

zombie flipping

The act of eating LSD and Bath Salts together, since for some drug users, just one is not enough. This is similar to candy flipping and hippie flip.

Dude lets get the hell out of this party before the dude that's zombie flipping starts eating someone's face.

by TWeaK July 8, 2012

Abercrombie Zombie

Someone who shops at Abercrombie & Fitch or one of its clone stores. While this doesn't apply to all who shop there, those that style themselves in this way (preppy) tend to be empty-headed and too obsessed about their image. Known for wild generalizations about boys or rabid following of surfer-looking guys. These people (some gay or metrosexual boys are Abercrombie Zombies) are often known for harassing hapless Europeans and giggling over every blink of a moderately attractive male.

Lena, Emily, Suzie and Gretchen are all trying to get photos with that frightened-looking dutch guy. they must be Abercrombie Zombies

Brenda is wearing ripped, paint-splattered jeans that she bought for $69. She is an Abercrombie Zombie

by scratchmaster101 November 12, 2011

phone zombie

Any individual who through fate or their own misfortune finds themselves wearing a headset and mostly taking incoming calls for any organization that provides "assistance" to idiots too dumb to RTFM, or follow simple written directions, just so they can pay their freakin' bills and get another job.

Well since Bush has turned his back on the middle class and ruined the economy, I'll take one of these "great new jobs in the service economy" and work as a phone zombie at a couple of jobs to try to hang onto my mortgage/apartment/refrigerator box, till I get a job that pays more than $8.00 an hour if I'm lucky!

by Bruiser August 3, 2004

Zombie

A synonym for the number 9. This is because of the old joke why was 6 afraid of 7....because 7 8 9. 7 ate nine and 9 then proceded to turn into the undead, hence the name zombie.

School starts an hour before zombie.
The time is currently zombie o'zombie.
I have zombie fingers because my thumb was bitten off my a muskrat.

by Andyt Osborn March 5, 2005

angry zombie

is when your recieving oral sex from a girl. when she stops you bite a chunk out of her cheek, then slowly walk away saying "brains".

Tim: Whats with the blood on your face?
Rick: i just gave my girl an angry zombie.
Tim: high five.

by spadedace January 1, 2009

zombie-friended

Unintentionally friending someone, as when Facebook sends friend requests to everyone in your contacts list.

Shit! I just zombie-friended my ex.

by Son of Hogzilla February 24, 2010