Facebook zombie

Facebook users who make themselves much more immune to being unfriended or blocked because they deactivate their account when they're not using it. This makes them invisible to the entire Facebook world so long as they stay deactivated.

"I don't want her creeping on my Facebook page anymore, but I can't unfriend or block her because she's a Facebook zombie."

by Facebook Zombie December 27, 2013

Talk Like a Zombie Day

April 1, 2010. Talk like a Zombie day is a lot like Talk like a Pirate Day, but lets face it. Randomly sounding like a zombie in the middle of a sentence is way cooler than going 'aar'.
Wherever you are in the world, all you need to do to celebrate Talk like a Zombie Day is occasionally to insert unintelligible syllables like "grrrraaaaggh" or "aaaeeeeggg" into your speech. Arms held straight out in front and tilted head with drooling mouth and blank stare are bonus but optional. Think 'Shawn of the Dead.' And , morning pre-coffee syndrome is the perfect camouflage for the subtle zombie imitation.

"Happy Talk Like a Zombie Day! I'm graaarghggggh so hungry I could just eat some braaaaaaiiinns"

by ArchaeoAD March 29, 2010

Trip while being chased by zombies

The act of tripping the nearest person running alongside you while being chased by zombies to stall enough time for you to keep running away from utter doom

Person 1: Dude, where's Johnny? I thought he was with you.
Person 2: We were running away, but the zombies were catching up, so I had him trip while being chased by zombies. It gave me enough time to get here.

by Crest Rayleonard December 2, 2010

Zombat

A wombat bitten by a zombie thus being infected and becoming a zombat or zombie wombat...

Steve Irwin: Crikey! That Zombat got me right in the neck!

by Arkaineus September 30, 2008

zombozsis

sketchy to the point of extreme fascination of subtle idiocyncratic items

<taken from an actual log file of two people in a state of zombozsis> i don't think zombies can eat other zombies ...right but what if they eat all the peoples brains does that leave one zombie without a brain to eat?
...you're the math wiz
lol

by meh December 18, 2003

zombie

An electronic device that has failed and appears unusable, but suddenly works again. At that point, it becomes a zombie.

Christopher's phone died... but now it works and is a zombie.

by mec0821 March 31, 2009

Zomba

Famous comic maker of FunnyJunk.com. Known to commonly include his own iconic avatar, (A stick figure with black hair, thick lines, and a forward swept curling hair) in his comics. Also is noted for his fairly funny trash-talking lines. i.e. "Me fighting you would be like a gorilla with a club, fighting a kid with downs, armed with a ****ing spoon." i.e.2. "If i was to throw your gay ass over a fire, since you're so flamboyant, your rainbow ass would float."

i.e.3. "You suck so much, i'm starting to think you take after your mother."

Person1: "Hey did you see the newest Zomba comic?"
Person2: "I sure did!"
Person1: "Well that's.....That's just dandy..."
Person2: "Our lives are so empty..."
Person1: "Yes....Yes, they are.."

by Aric T June 23, 2010