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Kyle's wife

The typical house wife. Sits legs folded, arms folded and her hair in rollers. Usually drives a BMW and goes to the shops in her leopard print pyjamas.
Ahhh look Eddie. That girl is wearing her jammies whilst buying groceries.
Yea mate, typical Kyle's wife!!
by Timmers9743 July 10, 2025
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Wife

Don't you know how much wife material ariel is?
by anonymous March 22, 2024
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Tax break wife

A woman you marry to get the benefits of marriage from the tax code system.
They were thinking about breaking up when we got together, but since she’s a tax break wife, it just wasn’t economical.
by Johnny D September 22, 2021
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Evie my fav wife

THE BEST PERSON YOULL EVER KNOW. She has the best style and music taste and always knows exactly what to say. Every time you’ll see her you’ll want to have her whole wardrobe. I WAS HAPPY WHEN SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME AND WE HAD OUR FIRST DAUGHTER EMERSON. We make more great memories everyday with our daughter slim shady. <3
Evie my fav wife is so pretty
by GA1029384756 February 25, 2023
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Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

a song by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson, featuring Kelly Dodson.1 The song, created for Auto-Tune the News, features processed vocals of a WAFF-48 news interview with Antoine Dodson, who was talking to a reporter about a home invasion and attempted rape of his sister Kelly
He's climbin' in your windows,
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband
by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023
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souyas.real_.wifee

souyas.real_.wifee is someone who is Souya Kawatas' wife as their username says. They are the TRUE and ONLY wife to Souya and anyone that says otherwise is LYING 🤥.
"Wow, is that souyas.real_.wifee walking with the REAL Souya Kawata? THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER!"
by pink.nintendo.ds December 27, 2021
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Cock Wife

- A married individual who prefers the feminine term 'wife' who is in possesion of a massive (metaphorical or physical) cock (genitalia or animal).
'Hey, have you met Jasmine yet? She 100% radiates big dick energy.'
'Yeah, she's a total cock wife.'
by Sillyahh November 12, 2023
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