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twitter

a website where you can't have an opinion. you're not allowed to share opinions, jokes, or use the godforsaken term "freedom of speech". there are three types of twitter users. one; the unproblematic user. it's self-explanatory, just look at the name. two; the troll. take these types of users tweets or profiles with a grain of salt. it's all satire and isn't meant to be taken seriously. three; the crybabies. these users are usually found in the "over parties" or can be found wherever you see an opinion. they can't take jokes while simultaneously make jokes themselves. they take offense easily and usually trigger a reaction from more and more people... creating a thread of comments. crybaby users are usually part of stan twitter. especially kpop stans on twitter.
person one: man, i got attacked on twitter because i called kpop kpoop... it was a fucking joke.
person two: that's just twitter for you.
by strwberrylipgloss September 25, 2020
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Twitter

An app where mentally ill people live.
Person 1: Yo did you see what happened on Twitter?

Person 2: Ew no! I'd rather stay sane than go on that app!
by JaredDingleDwarf May 15, 2023
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twitter

the largest containment board, followed by reddit and the now dead tumblr
basically just a huge insane asylum for people with no life
guy 1: I hate twitter
guy 2: me too
guy 3: wsp top g players how are you????
guy 1 and 2: shut the fuck up twitter twat
by unfunny man August 24, 2022
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Parody Twitter Account

Roleplay accounts on Twitter (X) ran by fans of the character being roleplayed. People who run Parody Twitter Accounts commonly spread misinformation on the Internet for fun
Person 1: I run a Parody Twitter Account!
Person 2: Cool
by Parody Twitter May 4, 2024
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Twitter

An app/website that people mostly use for porn, or “respectfully” debate about random shit online.
by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023
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twitter-puff

I love you, baby. you're my sweet lil' Twitter-puff
by pussymaryjane September 1, 2016
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Twittered

To be twittered is to be outraged at something of no importance.
Person 1: "Hey did you see David the other day?"

Person 2: "Yeah he was getting really twittered over people who make roblox games"
by Jeofii August 12, 2021
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