Touching

It would seem it's equal to "fucking." Based on the lyrics for The Dresden Dolls' "Sing," where some half-deaf music downloaders posted the lyrics as being "There is this thing that's like fucking..." when the booklet and song clearly say "There is this thing that's like touching."

"I was totally fucking a boob..."
"What?"
"I mean... touching. I'm a 12-year old dumbtouch..."
"Die. Please."

by J. B. Baby May 25, 2006

Dwarf Touch

To touch a dwarf..err, to touch a little person, in order to satisfy the fetichist in you. The touch can be a blatant open handed stroke or a stealthy scrub. Any part of a dward, oops, any part of a little person counts, but there are bonus points if you score a head touch.

Finally did my dwarf touch this morning.

by Eric3_4_69 February 4, 2010

devils touch

When your balls or dick touch your shit while on the toilet.

I was dropping my guts when it fell on my nuts.. devils touch

by Flange Flapper March 6, 2016

fuck and never touch again

The meaning of the acronym FANTA.

We're gonna fuck and never touch again!

by Data boi sitting in the corner March 15, 2017

The cheese touch

The cheese touch is when one touches cheese 🧀🤏🏻😼🧵👵🌾

Omg ! Cacia just touched the cheese 😱 😳 she has the cheese touch !! 🧀🤏🏻😼🧵👵🌾

by 🧀🤏🏻😼🧵👵🌾 July 13, 2020

Canadian Touchdown

When a male participates in sexual intercourse while donning his Canadian Tuxedo, his dudemeat threads through his underwear and denim pants. During intercourse, the male simultaneously defecates in his denim pants. Following climax onto the female's torso, the male removes a handful of the defecated matter and spikes it onto the ejaculation site, like a football.

Canadian Touchdown Bitch!

by Heterophobe8 June 21, 2010

kid toucher / boy lover

someone who likes to touch little boys for their pleasure and enjoyment. These people are often named josh

"what the hell josh. let go of that little boy. stop being a kid toucher / boy lover"

by FAT ELF KID September 6, 2020