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toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.
You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.
by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021
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the toast of gods

a toast made out of all the random bullshit you find in your kitchen, except you do EVERYTHING wrong
example: chocolate, peanut butter, carrots and corn, pepperoni but also salami
"dude i just made the toast of gods"
"are you sure you're gonna eat that?"
by egocer December 17, 2023
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hipster toast

Putting random shit on toast like avocado, goat cheese, or other nasty things.
"Bro, wanna go get hipster toast" - Dude with man bun
by park_chop December 24, 2015
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Trucker Toast

When a greasy red neck comes back from the gas station in Wyomming buying a loaf of toast. He accidentally drops the toast on his own seat in his truck and forgets about it. Then he proceeds to drive 12 hours to Idaho. Once he reached his destination he gets up from his seat and sees the greasy sweaty toast he forgot to pick up. Then he takes the toast with its diabolical fumes and eats the disgusting moldy toast.
Jimmy tells his redneck trucker friend, “ did you have some trucker toast today, I would love some!”

Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car
by Yote yaterr November 26, 2021
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Toast

A person who is full of stupidity. The kind of guy you wanna avoid.
Man that guy's such a toast. He annoys everyone he talks to and doesn't even know it.
by Crapulousity March 3, 2009
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puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat
jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!
by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023
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Toast

Toast can be used for many things like, for either breakfast sandwich or with that nutella
by Cloud.ze.fluffy.wolf May 26, 2020
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