Brown Cow

the act of shitting on a person's chest and/ or face and "moo" like a cow

Paula: "What's a 'Brown Cow'?"

Dean: *pfft* "MOO!"

by JKitsLUCAS April 17, 2011

milked the cow

(v.) Past-tense of milking the cow.

This person has milked the cow enough, now we shall reduce thier pay.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Cow town

The town of Windsor, NY, near Binghamton, NY. Basically a big town of full of farms and cows. All the the cool kids are calling it Cow Town these days.

Where do you live?
In Cow Town.
Oh so you go to Windsor High School.

by Valley Cheer x3 October 19, 2009

Dirty cow

while giving anal to a female you pull out your penis and there should be shit on it. you take off a piece of shit then continue giving anal. then you put the piece of shit into her mouth which will most probably cause her to make funny cow like noises.

dude i just gave that chick a dirty cow

by youngmc123 November 15, 2010

Fat Cow

Although neither of these words are swear words, combined they form the most insulting term for women in the English language. Interestingly it is not illegal to call someone a fat cow, though among English people it is an extremely taboo insult.

An Employer to me: You...can't...CALL someone..."a fat cow" I mean, what do you think this is?! a game?

Police: No Further Action

End result: I lost my job

by deadlygamesman March 9, 2019

keys cow

DO NOT USE THIS AND CONVERT IT INTO FILIPINO IT SAYS SUSI BAKA

oh look its a keys cow

by anonymous April 17, 2022

cow tongued

"Having a tongue like a cow, smooth one way and rough the other; and hence, one who gives fair or foul language as may suit his purpose."
~Thomas Wright's 'Dictionary of Obsolete and Provincial English,' 1857

One who speaks with eloquence one moment, then swears like a sailor the next, depending on the mood or situation.

Gen George S. Patton was very cow tongued. One minute he could be giving an eloquent speech & the next minute, cuss someone out with language that would make a whore blush.

by Bilgerat984 February 28, 2019