Sneezy the Turtle

Epic cool kid very fun . fun jokes .

Natural habitat: royale high trading server

Sneezy the turtle is epik epik wow so cool

by Rat hargreeves April 22, 2021

Slumbering turtle

A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.

Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho September 25, 2016

going turtle

When it is so cold outside that your balls go back inside of your body.

It was like 5 degrees yesterday and i swear my balls were going turtle all day.

by Johnny_gilb July 21, 2016

Catching That Turtle

When two dudes skip the draft and have gay sex in Oklahoma. The usual fee for this is $100.

You still owe me a Hundo for Catching that turtle.

by C-Note-444 January 25, 2021

To kiss a turtle

To take a chance for the sake of taking the chance. To take control of your life and step out of your comfort zone.

Dude: I think I’m going to try out for the varsity basketball team

Gal: Way To kiss a turtle!

by ToastedRavs36 March 1, 2022

Cum Turtle

A flying turtle that shoots cum out of it's eyes.

"Oh NO! It's the flying cum turtle! Everyone RUN!"

by M1. Potato May 28, 2016

turtle fetish

When someone has a sexual arrousal to turtles.

“I want to shove my dick inside a turtle, I think I have a turtle fetish”

by Kinky Master 69 May 27, 2021