Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".

"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"

by jadedkitty July 19, 2016

six dollar shirt

The kind of shirts you only wear at home and would never let your peers see you in.

Sally: OMG I saw Jessica in a six dollar shirt at the store today.

Denise: wow who would be seen in public like that ?

by jman13 June 17, 2014

Shirt tucking

The act of pleasuring yourself while barely pretending to disguise the action from another person in the same space as yourself.

The tv lawyer committed a blatant act of shirt tucking, but refuses to admit to the crime.

by Crane Viper November 5, 2020

breakfast shirt

A shirt of any kind that has a food stain on the front side. Typically on the chest area.

Everyone at Wal-Mart was wearing their tweety bird breakfast shirt!!

by JCutts March 22, 2019

Usin' A Shirt

The Act of commiting a high degree of crimes semi-naked, and tucking your shirt between and in your rectum, to justify being naked in puplic.

"I wasn't naked! I was Usin' A Shirt!"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

Change my shirt

Masturbate

When you need an excuse to leave the room to pop the weasel you can indicate that your shirt is dirty and needs to be changed. Hence, "I need to Change My Shirt." They'll never know.

by Eat Wild November 16, 2023

brown shirt

a girl who is basic, brown shirt comes from the game 2k when “brown shirt” is the starting skin

girl: i’m just a girl
boy: girl stfu you a brown shirt girl

by breadgetta6789 February 4, 2024