poor bloody mary

A bitch so broke she wears the same pad for her entire cycle

Damn I fucked up and married a nasty ass poor bloody Mary. Them hoes are some Nasty poor bloody Marys

by ronin007 March 6, 2014

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bloody bj

When a girl is on her menstral cycle; She puts her fingers on her vagina and puts it in her mouth. After she then sucks the male's penis.

Tina the Llama took out her tampon and after gave Guillermo a bloody bj.

by The Morning Redwood March 13, 2014

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An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.

Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....

by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014

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