urban asswipe

A person who tries to get their or a friends name in Urban Dictionary. Feckless little sniveling unwanted useless people whose lives mean nothing and should and will die. SOON.

Yo. Looks like that ho is tryin be a urban asswipe. yo.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL June 3, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A fucking dumbass dictionary where every definition has something to do with sex.

Random 1: Heard of Urban Dictionary before?
Random 2: You mean that dictionary where every definition is about sex?
Random 1: Yeah that shit.

by DON’TEVENTRYITBOI November 11, 2018

Urban Nunchuck

The act of taking two black 15 inch dildo's and tying them together with string like nunchucks.

That girl whipped out her Urban Nunchucks so fast i didnt know what was happening.

by TheUrbaNinja August 6, 2011

Urban linguist

Someone who writes definitions on urban dictionary all day long. You don't need a diploma to be an urban linguist.

Guy in a suit: So what was your previous occupation?
Kevin: I worked part time as an urban linguist.
Guy in a suit: You're hired!

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

urban rejection

what one suffers from when urban dictionary notifies you of their decision to not publish what you thought was an awesome submission.

No, Sally, I can't come outside and play. I am coiled up in a fetal position crying, as I have a severe case of urban rejection.

by lynsioux June 12, 2009

Urban Dicks

People on Urban Dictionary who reject good definitions yet approve stupid ones.

Buncha Urban Dicks on here.

by JoeNJ2 November 29, 2013

Urban Dictionary

UrbanDictionaryception

My Friend:
“You should post a definition on urban dictionary about urban dictionary”

Me:

by ShrekEatsCheesecake June 25, 2019