A beautiful innocent amazing lovable kind pure cinnamon roll. Don’t you dare try to take my babe or I’ll throw you to another zip code. No wait. Scratch that. I’ll throw you to another continent.
Some random: Hey, you heard of Izuku Midoriya?
Me: You mean my beautiful innocent amazing lovable kind pure cinnamon roll? Yeah I’ve heard of him, he’s my babe.
Some random: tf
The Japanese word for enlightenment.
And for you kids that don’t understand basic English.
Satori is the word enlightenment in Japanese.
Obviously that’s not how you spell it but that’s how you pronounce it.
Random 1: who’s that girl over there?
Random 2: oh, that’s satori.
Random 1: don’t that mean enlightenment in Japanese?
Random 2: yeah, it do.
A fucking dumbass dictionary where every definition has something to do with sex.
Random 1: Heard of Urban Dictionary before?
Random 2: You mean that dictionary where every definition is about sex?
Random 1: Yeah that shit.
A bad bitch you think is sexy and you tryna slide in her DMs.
Person 1: Damnnnnn, who’s that shawty over there.
Person 2: Oh, that’s Sage.
Person 1: I’m tryna slide into those DMs, damnnnnn.