sir real

A guy who is completely spaced.

"Dude that guy is so wasted. Who is he?
"Sir Real."

by Mr Special July 8, 2019

Real Jackson

Lazy as fuck, hates PE, GOD at Fortnite, son of Cynical.

"REAL Jackson is lazy AS FUCK!"
-My PE teacher

by Cynical's Son September 26, 2019

Real camping

To be contained in your room hidden from the rest of fucking human civilization

Dam Aliyah why you be real camping so much, ddddaaawwwwggg

by Jerome McLovin June 25, 2019

Thug real

a situation or thing that represents the truth or reality of urban life. To agree with a statement about the truth or reality of urban life.

"I had to buy diapers with food stamps, thug real."

by Mr Seeg October 30, 2008

Real Man

The functional definition of what constitutes a "Real Man" (parenthesis, capitals) has become claimed by the sissy subculture. The following requirements are widely considered

- blind desire to have anal sex with an effeminate looking, very eager partner.
- the ability to sustain an erection over at least two orgasms, while wearing a condom.
- an erect penis measuring over seven inches.
- the ability to have multiple orgasms,

- a distinctive refusal to bottom,

- a distinctive acknoweldgement as the sissy, queer, femboy in any way as a female in word and deed,

- a somewhat robust and healthy physique, measuring over 175cm, and not being obese.

Lauren got railed by a Real Man. She couldn't walk for days.

by Khannea March 26, 2022

Real Man

A Real Man is a male that accepts that he is a man and will not dress up as other genders. To be a Real Man, the Man, will be normal and not be transgender or homophobic. Being a real man also requires other things such as not hurting women, not being disrespectful to Jesus even if your not a Christian, and having manners. There’s many more that requires being a Real Man. But I’m not going to list all of them because The Real Men should know.

“The real man holds the door for a woman, but slams the door in the queers face”

by Bootydrugs November 26, 2022

Real Vanilla

A person, place or thing found to be authentic without flaw or imitation.

Did you see the boots she was wearing? They were very nice, the real vanilla.

by mactwisted October 23, 2011