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talking stupid

its when your mother sits there and has no way of supporting what she is saying so the only way she can classify it, is by "talking stupid" she also may use this when she likes to avoid any confrontation of a subject in fear of losing the argument. most moms do this had a bad gpa in highschool. this also may be "talking dumb": i want to go somewhere in life.
EX 1:
"Mother I would like to continue my curriculum and invest in online education, then I would like to go to Harvard"

"You're staying in your public school! Clean your room and stop talking stupid!"

EX:2
"I hate myself mom, I just don't feel happy anymore, and I don't know why."

"Suck it up and stop talking stupid!
by ElizabethLoves September 17, 2010
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Side-Talking

Adj. The act of talking on your phone while holding it sideways. Started by the Nokia n-gage, where the phone had to be held in a "taco-like" style in order to talk on it due to he fact that the mic and reciever were located on the top side of the phone
Ex. of a side-talker Side-Talking.
Side-Talker: Hold up man I got a call coming in
*takes out phone

Non Side-talker: Is that the N-gage?

Side-Talker:Ye
*Holds phone up to ear in a sideways fashion

Non Side-talker:...................... what the fuck?!
by NOM NOM NOM HAPPYFACE August 5, 2009
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you can't be talking

It means when someone says something about you but they have the same thing that means they can't be talking
Bully: thats why you you have a messed up hairline

Victim : you can't be talking you have a dirty house
by Dancegirlz12 July 8, 2017
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Taking a LongCut

Taking the longest possible route to a destination. Commonly takes place in a automobile, the driver always knows many other shorter approaches to reaching your given destination, but he or she always wants to go on a road so long, painful,and depressing, that you would rather invite the Local Pedophile over to babysit your children, then be in the car with this person.

Some Common Signs From The Driver That Your About To Embark on a Longcut.

1. Signs of silence from the person driving. This may just be constipation, or fatigue, but most frequently your about to go on a 45 minute ride, when you planned on just making a quick little trip.

2. Grinning, Smiles that indicate that he or she has complete control, and is about to Rock You Like a Hurricane. ( Completley Usless Reference.)

3. He or She shows Confusion,
As if you have traveled so far away from home, that even the Driver doesnt know exactly where you might be.
All Samuel wanted to do was go to the gas station real quick and get a liter of Coke for his semi-formal "Get Together" later.....

When his ride arrived, he was assured by the driver that they were taking a shortcut,

Once this never ending endeavor began to take a trip to the gasstation, Samuel quickly relized the ultimate form of betrayal that was sitting right next to him.


" You MotherFucking Cunt ! Why the fuck are we Taking a Longcut ! "
by Endicott's LoverBoy- JMINS April 20, 2009
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taking the piggie to market

fucking your partner's asshole with your big toe
She was taking the piggie to market and I came everywhere!
by DMind July 12, 2012
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Taking a trip to Florida

"When in a relationship is it ok to talk about taking a trip to Florida?"
by Daith September 21, 2013
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Tanking

Usually in people with eating disorders, Tanking is drinking a large amount of water in a short time to gain weight before a weigh in.
'I've lost 2lbs, I'm going to have to do some serious tanking before my weigh in on friday.'
'She is just tanking to get out.'
by TeganR May 10, 2009
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