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Crab Swing

girl 1-"yo gurl i can see yo crab swing in dat skurt"
girl 2-"othx"
by eatshit666 November 22, 2009
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chewny swinger

a mink who chews chewing gum loudly with their mouth open, occasionally blows bubbles, and takes it out their mouth and swings it round their finger like a helicopter.
nah she's a pure chewny swinger man
by anonymouse1990 May 8, 2011
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checked swing

When you start glancing to check someone out, but reverse when you realize they are not attractive
Bill started glancing at the girl on the other park bench, but it was a checked swing.
by Swing batter batter November 4, 2011
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mood swing episode

An episode of a show on television that changes quickly, from tragedy to humor and back again.
Austin:Dude, did you see that new episode of HIMYM last night?
Cole: Yeah, it was kind of a mood swing episode.

John: It was really funny until Robin found out the news!
Austin: Then it got funny again at the end, so thats good.
*awkward silence*
Cole: yeah.
by DeionB December 17, 2011
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Rusty Swing Set

Noun.
A gathering of swinger senior citizens (typically nude and involved in coitus).
"Yesterday, at the beach, I went to break up an old person fight, then immediately evacuated when I realized it was actually a rusty swing set..."
by Matthew End March 16, 2013
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bladder swing

When you fuck someone so hard that it crushes the bone and you need a swing of mesh to hold the guts and sew it all back together.
I twisted that bitch backwards and up to the side... bladder swinged her around the room.
by jonny_raige February 5, 2014
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Job Swing

Can only be done with a knife.

a "Job Swing" is where someone uses a knife like a sword to try to cut you with. Like the way you hold a lightsaber. Instead of a left and right motion its a chopping motion like a sword by up and down.
I was walking to the store and this thug, I'm presuming a newbie, tried to job swing me with a knife.
by cyb3rhack3r November 12, 2015
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