A straight guy (With our without female partner) who likes to occasionally dabble in sexual acts with a gay guy. All actions excluding anal are acceptable if your that way inclined, but if you take it up the stinker your gonna need to tell your girlfriend that you aint going to be appreciating that pussy anymore cause your Gay!
NOTE: Do not confuse this with Bisexual!
NOTE: Do not confuse this with Bisexual!
Straightgay: Hello Twink, how do you fancy sucking my fat shiny chess piece?
Twink: Ok, only if you return this favour!?
Straightgay: Sure, but you aint fucking my stinker, I still appreciate my girlfriends pussy!
Twink: Ok, only if you return this favour!?
Straightgay: Sure, but you aint fucking my stinker, I still appreciate my girlfriends pussy!
by Chesspiece February 11, 2010
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People who claim they are “super straight” don’t think transgender women or transgender men are real women or men.
“Super straight” people are complete disappointments to society and therefore should not be accepted. So if you see one make sure to not respect them!
People who claim they are “super straight” don’t think transgender women or transgender men are real women or men.
“Super straight” people are complete disappointments to society and therefore should not be accepted. So if you see one make sure to not respect them!
a: “hey what’s your sexuality?”
b: “im super straight”
a: “wtf is super straight”
b: “i am a man who only likes women”
a: “so you’re straight?”
b: “no because trans women arent women lol sorry i don’t wanna date a man.”
a: “oh so you’re just transphobic”
b: “no it’s my sexuality so i’m not transphobic”
a: “just admit you’re sexually frustrated because you have a crush on james charles and leave”
b: “im super straight”
a: “wtf is super straight”
b: “i am a man who only likes women”
a: “so you’re straight?”
b: “no because trans women arent women lol sorry i don’t wanna date a man.”
a: “oh so you’re just transphobic”
b: “no it’s my sexuality so i’m not transphobic”
a: “just admit you’re sexually frustrated because you have a crush on james charles and leave”
by yourgflovesmelol March 12, 2021
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Similar to emo and scenester. Only they are not as depressed as emo or go to shows as much. They are not posers, they like the music and style. They just can't get out and about and are more happy.
by Samkid December 16, 2006
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"Chelsea doesn't want her parents to know she's a lesbian so she brought Dave to be her straight date when she met them up for dinner."
"Joe's boyfriend had to work so he asked me to be his straight date to his company picnic."
"Joe's boyfriend had to work so he asked me to be his straight date to his company picnic."
by PrincessJetta December 9, 2008
Get the Straight Date mug.Noun: The flat brimmed ball caps often preferred by urban youth. Most still have hologram stickers still affixed to them.
Noun: A person who wears a straight brimmed ball cap normally a urban youth.
Noun: A person who wears a straight brimmed ball cap normally a urban youth.
by Deibert April 3, 2009
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To see things just as they are.
To not fantasize about a situation, no matter how bad it is.
Seeing without letting feelings influence.
To see things just as they are.
To not fantasize about a situation, no matter how bad it is.
Seeing without letting feelings influence.
The guy in his job tried to get him fired, hoping he would lose his mind in front of the boss.
However, he was straighthead enough to see beyond the moment and kept himself cool.
However, he was straighthead enough to see beyond the moment and kept himself cool.
by Leonardo ST August 23, 2009
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Me: No problem, she's a spaghetti
Random girl: WTF
Me: No problem, she's a spaghetti
Random girl: WTF
by IAin'tGotSomethingBetterToDo January 30, 2022
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