JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?
by GoBlueMrBrightside December 7, 2023
Get the John the soft swordmug. An organization that "manages" and "markets" "content" that exploits another and keeps them in a loop where they must continue to produce their "content". Also known as the Tate business model
"Hey, I manage social media accounts and we have 'creator houses"
"Nah, that sounds like soft pimping!"
"Nah, that sounds like soft pimping!"
by Seventy_Two March 12, 2024
Get the Soft pimpingmug. A state of being lit but not really. To be turnt but not really. To be rekt but I mean...not really. It is the state which is the epitome of having had a fun but controlled night.
1. Resh: Yo Kunal how was your night?"
Nunal: I ate a girl out and had normal shit so I'm just kind of soft lit.
Resh: Right.
2.
Kajith: Hubert what do you think of this vacuum; super big but also super powerful.
Zubert: Dude, that's fucking soft lit af.
Kajith: Goddamn you are smart.
Nunal: I ate a girl out and had normal shit so I'm just kind of soft lit.
Resh: Right.
2.
Kajith: Hubert what do you think of this vacuum; super big but also super powerful.
Zubert: Dude, that's fucking soft lit af.
Kajith: Goddamn you are smart.
by Vastrum January 23, 2017
Get the Soft Litmug. 
THAT MOMENT YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO A PROSTITUTE 6 HOURS AFTER YOU PAID FOR A QUICK VISIT. USUALLY OCCURS AFTER A COKE BINGE AND YOU COULDN'T GET IT UP TO BEGIN WITH. 6. HOURS AFTER YOU FELL YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A HALF NIGHT
by PSTETT April 22, 2024
Get the Soft McGinleymug. A well-known word commonly used by the international volleyball community to "explain" an underwhelming serve, where the volleyball lacks the power to pass over the net, or in some cases, goes out of bounds in front of the net.
The origin of the term; Soft-serve-Marte is currently unknown, although speculation suggest it might originate from a volleyball player from Norway, named Marte.
The origin of the term; Soft-serve-Marte is currently unknown, although speculation suggest it might originate from a volleyball player from Norway, named Marte.
Q: "I can't understand why I can't serve the ball over the net"
A: "Oh, Soft-serve-Marte got you down?"
or
"You seem to have an unfortunate case of Soft-serve-Marte today.."
A: "Oh, Soft-serve-Marte got you down?"
or
"You seem to have an unfortunate case of Soft-serve-Marte today.."
by Reinys October 5, 2020
Get the Soft-serve-Martemug. A soft cucumber is a result of placing an organic vegetable inside of your anal cavity and letting it sit there while you play Counter-Strike Global Offensive.
Dude did you see that Stacy placed that cucumber inside Lola’s ass during that 1v1 match? It turned into a Soft Cucumber!
by ninezero1 February 25, 2020
Get the Soft Cucumbermug.