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smackable mackable 

The type of person that is hot and you want to hit on and possible beat on too.
Man, I love that girl, but sometimes she just needs a good smack once in a while.
smackable mackable by KarthVader September 10, 2005
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shmeckle 

to inflict damage to someone whether it be physical, emotional, or mental.
Ian: "Bro, did you see the fight at school?!"

Brian: "Yeah, man! That guy got shmeckled!!
shmeckle by The Shmeckler July 27, 2017

Smack my bitch up 

To do something nice (esp. wonderful) for one's girlfriend, spouse, ho, etc., especially where the thing done is considered of high value by the recipient. The saying can be used both literally (as when administering a fix or donating the dope with which to do so) but is perhaps more often used figuratively (as when doing something considered nice).

Similar to "smacking oneself up", as in giving oneself a much needed fix, a reward fix, party fix, etc. To "smack up" someone, then---while not necessarily implying a positive motivation for the act---is usually considered a favorable act. And to smack one's bitch up is considered especially charming and gentlemanly, usually leading to some sort of reciprocity by said bitch.
Bo: Yo, Jim, I'm gonna smack my bitch up with these flowers and candy when I get home, so maybe I'll get lucky tonight.

Rufus: It cost me a couple of Jeffersons to smack my bitch up last night, baby, so don't get stingy on me tonight.
Smack my bitch up by Wayan October 27, 2007
one who has much sex; a baller
You are seckz.
seckz by Anonymous March 17, 2003

smack head 

Stupid or dull witted. Prone to repeatedly making the same mistakes
Steve paid almost twice as much for the same phone as I did, the smack head
smack head by shaunholio March 1, 2004

danza smack

Abbreviation of "Dan's a smackhead". Used widely during the period 1988-1992 to express the (entirely apocryphal) belief that Vice-President Dan Quayle was addicted to heroin.
You reckon danza smack? Na - he's just a conservative.