massive simp

Someone that will do anything for a person they like. Usually they will get unnecessary excited whenever a girl ask them for a school pencil and they make a whole deal about it. A girl will leave them on read for 8 hours and as soon she texts back, they will respond to them in the speed of light.
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Mustafa: ight brb imma go talk to this girl
Shawn: you simp go help Robert with the test

Robert: nah f that kid
Shawn: fr this kid been cashapping her 12$ just to ft, talk about being a massive simp
Robert: damn he gotta pay just to talk to her? she be making bank rn XD
by FamilyTherapy February 02, 2021
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Simp Lord

The ultimate form of simp-ism. One who will simp for just about anything. This mf will look at a grain of rice and feel all types of sussy. Be wary of them, they can convert you.
I saw Rec put his Mai in a jar...what a simp lord.
by Neegaboi May 11, 2021
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Brand Simping

the act of an individual who simps or defends big name conglomerates and actively chooses to pay a premium expense for an overpriced or inferior product.
I don't buy Supreme or Luis, i don't like brand simping

no i don't own a Disney+ account i'm not a brand simp
by captain_moist April 27, 2020
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simp virgin

People who use the DMR in Warzone even after they nerf it.
Christian: This DMR is so good after they nerfed it!
Paul: Bro you sound like a simp virgin talking like that.
by Paul Not Nice January 14, 2021
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Schrödinger’s Simp

A simp that states an opinion, then changes it to match the opinion of a girl when they disagree.
simp: “Hey I think cats are pretty cool
Girl: “I disagree
simp: “Actually they are kind of lazy now that you mention it””

“Wow, he’s a Schrödinger’s Simp
by Lilli Bee March 09, 2020
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Simp Music

Music written, produced, & or performed by a simp specifically for the purpose of pedestalling a woman. It does not matter if she is attainable or unattainable. Simp song singers often profess how subservient/submissive they are willing to be in an effort to win the womans affections and possibly be rewared with sexual favors in return. Their style is persistance, sparing no exspence at wooing a woman, including allowing said woman to walk all over him repeatedly, even after rejection. Some of the attemps made to win a womans affections often include promises to pay bills and take her on lavish trips.
by barbershopbobby November 09, 2021
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