Salty Pirate

A girl is giving you head, and right before you cum, you pull your dick out and squirt it in her eye so she is blinded. Then, when she stands up, you kick her as hard as you can in the shin so she hobbles around like she has a peg leg. GROWL!

I pulled the Salty Pirate on LaFawnda last night; I'm single today.

by BAM -- I'm scene! January 31, 2005

Silly

A word used in place of words such as:
- stupid
- dumb
- ridiculous
- funny (in a weird way)

*Kid starts throwing shit *

Kindergarten Teacher: "Oh, you are sooo silly, Bobby!"

by leschoristes354 March 16, 2010

salty shamrock

the taste when you eat out an irish girl that just peed

damn I ate out that irish bitch and she tasted like a salty shamrock

by Veronika December 31, 2007

Salty Pretzel

When you are able to deny something with beyond reasonable plausibility.

Do you think I would nominate a sex act for a team-name? You can call me one Salty Pretzel on that matter.

by A wholesome worker September 16, 2019

Silky Marlo

Knocking a golf shot in from 93 out, nothing but cup. (Then jacking off on the green)

Im bout to hit in a silky Marlo for eagle.

by jatc September 18, 2008

Saltyne

After a couple has sex on an ocean beach, if, while walking out of the water, the female has warm salt water coming out of her vagina, she then has a salty vagine. Or, a saltyne.

"That sex was so good there's water just pouring out of my saltyne!"

by Jett Black, Pug Dittman, Skywalker Mole October 18, 2007

salty jig

A black person, or any person, that does not shower at all.

Bob- Tony damn it take a shower you salty jig!

Tony- Sorry, im a shit bag!

by robert a glenson November 24, 2007