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Side-pony

–verb (used with object)

1. to draw away or divert, as the mind or attention.
2. to provide a pleasant or unpleasant diversion.
3. the act of running up to a person and interrupting them in the middle of a conversation as a young pony without any boundaries would.
1. The constant side-ponying from her co-workers made it hard to finish a deadline on time.
2. Needing to sneak the dog past the hotel clerk, my boyfriend side-ponied her by commenting on the shoes she was wearing.
3. We would always try to act really busy when the most recent retiree stopped by because he would inevitably side-pony us with banal banter and stories of 'back-in-the-day'.
by javapunkster September 3, 2009
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Upper West Side

The Manhattan neighborhood west of the upper (59th street) and lower (110th street) bounds of Central Park. Between the Upper East Side and Park Slope in character. Its 220,000 residents (although best understood by Avenue/subdivision of the neighborhood) are:
- White and often Jewish, some blacks and hispanics (most heavily on Amsterdam Avenue and Columbus Avenue north of 86th street), Asians over-represented but not hugely
- Upper-middle class, lawyers, doctors, bankers (though fewer of the ultra-elite top .01% than the Upper East Side) successful writers, artists, musicians who tend to be more established/less cutting-edge and in their 30s or older (and if younger, they're more often than not associated in some way with Columbia University)
- Fairly mixed, though the wealthiest tend to be on Central Park West (esp. the closer to 59th street) Riverside Drive & West End Avenue (most esp. in the 70s, but throughout)
- Family-oriented & responsible, lots of kids, not too many people in their 20s
- Internationally aware and oriented
- Often entitled, though many are aware of it. Cultured, well-educated, quick to make it known. Perhaps highest New Yorker and New York Times readership per capita anywhere. Standard-bearers of liberal establishment. Stodgier and less at the cultural forefront than they'd like to believe. Not arrogant, but pleased with themselves, can come off as obnoxious. Take privilege somewhat for granted. Overall good people.
Sheila is the prototype Upper West Side mom: She's a half-Jewish, half-WASP, Ivy-educated lawyer married to a doctor, she's got two kids in a stroller who are going to a good private school, orders from Fresh Direct but makes constant trips to Zabar's, North Face fleece and New Balance running shoes, goes to regular dinner parties and the kids' school functions, likes work and is successful but always balances it with family life
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Side hoe

A girl your boyfriend goes too after he's been fucked over and plays with her and goes back to you afterwards
Oh did you see his side hoe

Yeah HAHA fugly
by Mynigga555 June 30, 2016
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sideshow

even that orignated in Oakland back in the 80's that draws crowds from all over to spin their cars, race, do doughnut, holler at females/niggas, socialize, play their music, and represent that real Bay shit
(you can usually run into one every weekend in east oakland)
I'm bout to smob to the sideshow
by that dozen April 30, 2005
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south side

The south side of Chicago, having a large black/hispanic population, and notorious for being a dangerous slum since the 1920s. Also the location of the University of Chicago.
Dem south side niggaz cap yo ass no joke.
by kcynic October 5, 2006
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side jank

Not a boyfriend or girlfriend. Someone you're dating but not exclusively. A main jank is the one you spend the most time with and sleep with, almost dating but without the official title. Side janks are the others that you use for money, drugs, rides, sex, etc.
My main jank had to work tonight so I called my side jank to take me to the bar and buy me drinks.
by Ksto September 19, 2013
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