An ancient bird-like creature that lived in the ancient everglades of South
Florida. This creature is thought to be once an apex
predator and only one remains. It is a common ancestor of the "Shnurgus", which migrated from north
Georgia and later evolved into the shmeegus. The shmeegus is commonly referred to individuals in conversation as one who attacks the situation with precision and accuracy. Shmeegus is very commonly mistaken for an insult but ranks among one of the highest compliments one could receive.