pyrocleptopobic

The fear of someone stealing your lighter

John was so, pyrocleptopobic that had to go back to using matches.

by Mariussincalvious June 24, 2025

Sheet Weight

When someone or pet sleeps between the top sheet and the comforter or blanket.

I tried to turn over in bed but couldn't because the dog was being a sheet weight and I didn't want to throw him across the room.

by Mariussincalvious June 30, 2025