1. When a (usually) young man masturbates or receives a hand job, and ejaculates all over his own shirt. He then has to self consciously walk around with a cum stain on his shirt, unless he was at home or had the foresight to bring an extra shirt with him.
2. Sloppily and shamelessly enjoying oneself without consideration for appearance or the feelings of others. Can be male or female
cum on the shirt (n) is another version of this saying
2. Sloppily and shamelessly enjoying oneself without consideration for appearance or the feelings of others. Can be male or female
cum on the shirt (n) is another version of this saying
bob went to sally's house after school. she didn't want to blow him, so she tugged him off and he came on his shirt. Then he rode the bus home and felt hella awkward, since he didn't have a coat.
Suzy was being such a drunk ass at that party last night, she definitely came on her shirt.
Suzy was being such a drunk ass at that party last night, she definitely came on her shirt.
by Reggie Jefferson November 29, 2012
Get the came on his shirt mug.A shirt often worn when one is drinking tea, this definition dates back from early english explorers in africa in the late 1600's when these would be referred to as Tea-shirts. Later in the industral revolution, snotty urchins could not spell 'tea' so the word was shortened to Tea
I'll put the kettle on while you change into you T-shirt
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ian: yeah but get this...i was feeling her up and toilet paper fell out...she had a stuffed shirt
ian: yeah but get this...i was feeling her up and toilet paper fell out...she had a stuffed shirt
by ian the d February 25, 2004
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Chief rivals of the Blue Shirt gang.
Chief rivals of the Blue Shirt gang.
by zchris87v September 26, 2006
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"hey man, I heard that chick you took home made you wear a condom.."
"yeah, it was like sucking tit through a shirt"
"yeah, it was like sucking tit through a shirt"
by Bullshit99 November 7, 2006
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