Poon Harpoon

Someone or something that is extremely adapt at obtaining poon.

David Xerri wearing a leather jacket is a total Poon Harpoon!

by Transane May 2, 2010

poopy poon

A vagina that is covered with poop. Enjoyable for sex because it's already pre-lubricated and squishy.

Ryan loves poopy poon.

by LuckyDucky November 11, 2008

pooned

a phrase used by the members of comedy trio ‘the lonely island’ to describe being mocked or shown up.

andy: jorm is being viciously pooned right now.

jorma: this isn’t that vicious of a pooning. ive been viciously pooned before.

by olive-Johnson December 27, 2017

poon squeeze

To cope a feel of your female partners underparts in a fondling sort of maneuver

(Verb. Poon squeezing)
Usually in a romantic setting

The only true way to experience a woman's complexity is through a truly masterful poon squeeze.

by Purt Cunning July 8, 2016

Pre-Poon-Goon

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.

Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.

by mGBm December 29, 2023

poon stamp

Stamping a male on the chest with a menstruating vagina as a sign of ownership.

My girlfriend poon stamped me last night.

by jessiecat March 13, 2011

Poon

'Poon' is an abbreviated form of 'poontang', which is a Ilokano word which translates as 'whore-fuck'. This is in contrast to just a regular fuck, where whore-fuck means that there is some guaranteed action that will happen, so that prospective client will not just be throwing away their cash. This term often refers to the smell from 10 other guys dicks having been in it already.

Blunt said that he was going to get some poon tonight. But no, now we are instead staying up and then driving to Delaware to a frisbee tournament.

by Sick-Puppy September 20, 2016