Poon

Someone with severe mental brain damage, typically caused by inhaling the sharpie fumes too much at a young age.

"You have no poon!!!!!"

"wtf does that word mean retard"

by Feetsteps August 1, 2024

poon

It is an acronym that stands for penis oral orthodox nymphomaniac. It is used to describe someone that likes all of these actions at the same time. And he is probably gay and is called Uriel or Jacob or something.

You like anal as a man? you’re a poon.

by whatsup2442 January 24, 2024

Poon Walker

Poon Walker

Nice pussy walking near, or around you.

Steve and the guys: Fine "Poon Walker" right there.(yells out loud towards a girl near)

Sabrina: what's a poon walker?
Steve: nice, poon.

by anonymous_Wolfe January 23, 2022

Poon Spoon

A Pseudonym for a penis

"I'm gonna destroy that hoe wid mah Poon Spoon"

by Frazzle Dazzle May 8, 2014

poon goggles

The way you see any girl after not getting any in a while. EG: A 2 becomes a 10, a 5 becomes a 10, etc... Origin Vincente's restaurant.

Even though that Heinrich chick may be a 10, even if she was a 2 at this point, with the Poon Goggles I'm wearing at this conference I'd still hit that....

by HHeiny November 26, 2013

Poon-waffle

wuss, someone who runs most the time and when they try to stand up for them selfs gets beet up Poon-waffle

hey foo, sit down we all know your a Poon-waffle, while throwing random insults at each other shout Poon-waffle

by WhiteWashed June 22, 2011

ethel poon

the ultimate diva. possibly a man. loves her adoring fans and is the ultimate savage. she can’t sing worth anything but thinks she’s miley cyrus. oddly shaped and gives out birthday invites via powerpoint presentations. forever my Prom Queen.

mariah: did you see Ethel Poon’s birthday invitations??
brooke: oh lord don’t get me started. “you have to bring cake to receive some!”
mariah: damn ethel is crazy

by halsey's #1 fan May 29, 2018