Pootsa Pie

Another term for a Cock Sandwich

I am gonna give that broad a pootsa pie (cock in the face)!

by Pootsa August 21, 2007

twinkie pie

It comes from the hood and it means your soft. You aren't able to back up your words.

"Eh what are you gonna do about it, your a twinkie pie!"

by Andrew January 20, 2005

Pork Pie

A metaphor for the genitals of a female pensioner. Derived from the fact that in the case of both the pork pie and the pensioner's minge, one must wipe off the crust and lick out the jelly before one reaches the meat.

1. 'She looked young, but when we got down to business she surprised me with her Pork Pie'.

2. 'The crust on her Pork Pie was so thick that I needed sandpaper to wipe it off, and then there was enough jelly to fill three tins of dog food... then, to top it off, when we finally got down to it, she was so saggy that the effect was akin to throwing a sausage down a hallway'.

by ekul November 2, 2005

crocodile pie

to eat out a ten day old crusty fanny of an 80 year old women

oh man he said i cant believe in just ate a crocodile pie lol

by funkyman April 27, 2009

Shmapple Pie

A delicious alcoholic beverage created from Apple cider, Apple juice, sugar, cinnamon sticks, and Everclear to trick the taste buds, and blow your mind.

I drank too much shmapple pie.

by Jacqui B September 6, 2007

pie crust

Old ass pussy.

That bitch is so old there's nothin' left but pie crust.

by droppinin August 12, 2008

Pie Stomp

It's sometimes customary, in the Midwestern regions of the United States to defecate while showering. Pie stomping is the act of squishing fecal matter down the drain with ones foot.

Hey Billy-Jean-Ray! Is pie stomping allowed in this here shower?

by phalout January 19, 2009