Prison Panties

Men's underwear with the ass blown out.

Guy: (While folding laundry) "Looks like it's time to thrown these underwear away...."

Girl: "Wow, nice prison panties!"

by C. Morebutts June 25, 2012

Panty Snack

A bloody used tampon wrapped in toilet paper that a dog digs out out of the bathroom trash and chews on it.

Holy shit dude, your dog is munching on your girlfriend's bloody panty snack!

by itsjustathing December 4, 2013

birthday panties

The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando

*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."

by Solidust January 7, 2017

hold onto your panties

An expression from an Indiana man that is likely not a good fighter pilot.

The sac wanted Jason to come to the firepit but he was watching Top Gun and yelled out, “hold onto your panties!”

by Bobdonis November 13, 2020

Mr. Shift Your Panties

Sexual term used to describe a man who can woo a woman into sleeping with him.

I.e. f-boy.
(Mentioned by Afrobeats star, Wizkid, to describe himself in 2022 song "Money & Love, from his 2022 album "More Love, Less Ego".)

"Hey, I heard Chad left Katrina for Maria. Isn't it his 3rd relationship this semester? I thought he was a good guy. "
"Yeah, he thinks he is a Mr. Shift Your Panties. "

by Cleo patches February 28, 2024

Panty Pelosi

When a girl is in her periods and is pissed drunk or sick and she shits her pants. The art work of shit and blood on her menstrual pad is call making a panty pelosi

Yesterday at the party, i could not hookup with anyone since i'm in my periods. So I started drinking a lot. I was so drunk at the end that a made a panty pelosi and threw it at the ceiling fan. What a night.

by TheSurveyor December 5, 2020

national wear grey panties day

this is 9th of february, where everyone wears grey panties, no matter the gender!

sarah: are u wear grey panties?

justin: no, why would i?

sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!

justin: what’s that?

sarah: 9th of february, when everyone wears grey panties

by funkypantylol February 9, 2025