road rules

Anything that requires you to stop concentrating on your driving long enough for you to be cought by a speeding camera.

"Keep left? Okaay... Gee I better just overtake this guy in order to keep left... WHAT THE ****! NOO!!"

by Andy July 20, 2003

road bastard

any vehicle larger than originally intended. typically lifted trucks and suv's.

That road bastard must have had atleast an 8 inch lift and 40 inch tires.

by MyFordIsOne November 23, 2009

road boob

breast feeding your child in the back seat of a car. perhaps amidst a traffic jam... far away from nearest exit... and the crying baby has long since chipped away at a parent's ability to judge right from wrong or care who might be looking in on your low-tint factory rear windows

When a jack-knifed truck shut down the Mass Pike last Sunday, road boob was the only thing that would quiet the baby.

by DirtyWaterbury November 19, 2016

stamets road

A climbing road in New Jersey, in Hunterdon County, near the Delaware River with panoramic views of Pennsyltucky.

The Birthplace of the famous Kittlin clan.

NASCAR fans and unibrows are prevalent.

Those damn cats from Stamets Road are pooping in my garden!

by Zonetrap November 29, 2007

road rules

a show that makes your heart heavy and your prostate weak

when i watch road rules my bowels well up and i rech all over my cat

by Hobo joe August 2, 2003

Bend In The Road

An insult for someone who is a little dumb, or makes a mistake but is still funny and likeable.

"Which bend in the road thought it would be a good idea to briefcase the teacher's bag"

by eagle553 April 3, 2019

Road Soda

any beer over the size of 22 oz. you drink while driving

wanna stop and get some road soda for the long drive home?

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002