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in white supremacist circles, someone not fully devoted to the cause: not a brownshirt or a blackshirt.
Ignore him, bro; he's just a shirt. You said the truth.
by mjxwn2019 December 14, 2020
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A shirt is a person who likes to wear shirts so much that they name themselves after shirts on everything. You know who is a shirt if you have never seen them without a shirt, they are probably a shirt. Be warned, if someone wears a plain shirt all the time they are the enemy, they are not a shirt.
Hey john, why are you always wearing a shirt?
Well thats because i am a shirt!
by a fucking shirt December 14, 2020
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booby line shirt

a yellow barbie shirt with pink lines over the dolls breasts
Emilie: Look at my barbies new shirt!
Rylee: That"s a booby line shirt!
by r and e December 21, 2020
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Shirt

When you agree with someone, the opposite of cap
"this movie is great"
"thats shirt bro"
by Blah99292 September 8, 2021
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J Shirt

A Shirt you wipe your come with
Man fuck that sock, I got me a J Shirt
by MrJizzShirt August 8, 2021
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Little Italy T-Shirt

Bullet-proof vest. As worn by mobsters in "Little Italy"
The Boss survived. Thanks to his Little Italy T-Shirt.
by Filligrees_Daddy August 18, 2021
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Batman Shirt Theory

Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

The Hero-batman fan

Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.

C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai October 20, 2012
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