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Metric fuck load

Exactly 27351 kilos more that an metric fuck ton usually delivered by HD trucks or rail cart.
Boss: “Boy use this (f(x) = x - 27351) to calculate the amount of waste we produce to lower the amount of metric fuck loads we need to order”
by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025
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loaded out the caboose

1) A way of saying someone is 'loaded out the butt'.

2) rich, wealthy, well-to-do, high net worth.

rich, wealthy, high net worth, upwardly mobile, super rich, 1%, wall street, tech industry, elite, baller, player
My neighbor must be loaded out the caboose. He drives a Porsche, just put in a new pool and recently got back from a Fiji.
by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016
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GTA loading screen

Named after the game "Grand Theft Auto", the slang term "GTA loading screen" refers to websites like time.is/Surabaya that constantly shows advertisings for women's underwear when your parents walk in — but only shows restrained types (and amounts) of advertisings whilst your parents are sleeping or busy with activities like gardening.
I was just trying to check the time on my phone, but when my parents walked in, I got hit with a total GTA loading screen, bombarded by ads for women's underwear like it was some kind of prank!
by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025
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strep load

A load of semen from a man infected with strep throat. RSK
Taylor gave half the women in the Missouri tri-county area strep loads, now they all have strep
by PKARSK February 18, 2018
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Lord of loads

Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.
Man, nate got caught with his pants down when angie came home early , he's a real lord of loads
by Debbish December 2, 2021
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Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.
Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!
by FluffyPookins August 7, 2014
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Combo Load

A combination of male and female love juices commonly left behind on a stainable after having sex on it.
Did you see how much combo load we dripped on the couch? We should use a towel next time.
by WVGrizMan69 September 10, 2016
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