Network Consultant

A parasite that contributes nothing to the network and is only looking for ways to stay on the payroll. This is the individual at the burger joint that asks “do you want fries with that?” The network Consultant is constantly looking for useless network tweaks to justify his presence at a customer site. Be especially weary of the Euro-trash no talent hack type; this character dazzles senior management with a ridiculous accent all the while unraveling the solid network that’s in place. Network consultants never look at a network as a whole, but only analyze bits and pieces of it. In this manner they always have work do to since the last project they completed broke some other part of the network.

I’m gonna have to give nickel blow jobs in the street to get my self respect back after taking this network consultant job.

If that network consultant was on fire; I wouldn’t piss on him.

by network dog February 14, 2006

Netria

1. Amazing beyond measure 2. Very Sensual she enjoys the things in life that make you feel good 3. Humorous she loves to bring laughter to people 4. Sensitive she sometimes wears her heart on her sleeve 5. Very Persistant she is determined to make it happen 6. Confidant she knows exactly who she is

I am ...Netria,

Netria, you mesmerize me
I want Netria to be my everything.

by Peach Juice February 5, 2010

the E.I.B. Network

Rush Limbaugh's personal radio network on which he broadcasts his radio show.

I listened to the E.I.B. Network from noon until 3 o'clock today.

by professor77 June 14, 2008

Netgasm

When you shoot the basketball into the hoop and it makes that perfect swish noise that you have a netgasm.

Did you see that me make that basket?

Yeah, I totally just had a netgasm.

by Kelsie B. February 21, 2011

netho

No. The oppositte of yes. NO!

Natty do you want to ever grow up? "Netho." Ok fine, be a baby forever then. Do u want some ice cream? "Netho." Whatever!

by Mac The Ripper September 27, 2012

netel

A Netel is a woman. Usually small in stature and with origins in the New York region. Netels eat large amounts of ice cream and chocolate. They have strong New York accents and enjoy bashing on Idahoans. Netels are party animals. They like to have fun. They can usually be found at most parties with a large group of friends. Netels tend to talk a lot and enjoy being loud. They are also known for being incredibly attractive. One of the best features of a Netel happens to be the eyebrows. They are some of the most impressive creatures on the planet.

I wish that I could one day have a daughter as cool as a NETEL.

by Netel May 31, 2017

nethaka

An absolute ugly bitch who thinks he’s funny but is actually stupid and is most likely Indian and brown and fat

Nethaka is such a dickhead

by Lia ....... September 10, 2020