muffin loaf

ultra sensative man that takes it in the ass

frankie is a fuckin muffin loaf!

by the jewelhammer November 25, 2006

jump the muffin

To come on to somebody sexually when the person you are coming on to doesn't really want to have sex. usually when you mistake innocent intentions for sexual innuendos. ending in either the person yelling RAPE!! or the whole world laughing at you cause you thought she actually wanted tohave sex with you.

"Joshua jumped the muffin last night when lindsay asked him to come over and watch a movie with her"

"Damn! nate just jumped the muffin when brittney told him she liked sausage"

"dont jump the muffin nate, she just wants to hang out."

by LaidBackGuy1988 December 10, 2005

Milf Muffins

Tasty muffins made by Bulman's mum
a.k.a MILF!

Wow those Milf Muffins were peng!

by Dave Lewis December 12, 2007

Muffin Top

When a female has on really tight low rider jeans and her fat is bulging out at the waist. Looking like the top of a muffin

The girl's jeans are way to tight her fat looks like a muffin top.

by Camrin2Fresh July 2, 2008

muffin top

When the pants or skirt someone is wearing is to tight (bought 2 years ago) and fat hangs over the top. Making you look like a muffin.

Look at that girl! She has a muffin top and she looks like a whore!

by Ashlee Irene December 29, 2005

Cunt Muffin

A muffin, usually blueberry, that is made with juice of a vagina.

Excuse me, would you like to try one of my cunt muffins.

by Big titybitch January 14, 2010

Jizz Muffins

Particularly fine, fuckable breasts.

Look at those tasty Jizz Muffins.

by Phrow-doe August 30, 2009