moon pie

When you fart and it vibrates your cooter.

that wasn't a queef, it was a moon pie.

by mamacita rica January 11, 2013

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Moon Cock

(Noun) cock that is so perfect in every way (size, shape, taste) and can fuck so good as to give an out-of-this-world orgasm, it's as rare and special as moon rocks.

Chris: Ohhhh sweet jesus i can't wait to see john again!
Sara: Why's that?
Chris: cause he has a total moon cock!

by Tequila Mockingbird March 5, 2008

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"to the moon" an expression of great anger, a threatening statement meaning someone will hit someone else so hard they'll go flying to the moon. The expression is used after someone is told by another of something they did that angers them. It is also usually shouted.

"Honey I broke your favourite mug" "You did what! To the moon Karen!"
"I'm gonna tell the boss you ate his lunch in the break room, you're so fired after this" "to the moon carl!"
"oh hey, I smashed up your brand new piano by the way" "WHAT! to the moon johnny!"

by Grav Tristen May 30, 2019

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Moon Cricket

A racial slur that can be used for a variety of ethnicities, with different meanings for each as defined below:

When used against a Black person: Person goes out making noise at night.
When used against a white person: Big Eyes and gangly legs.
When used against an Asian person: Snotty violinist who's afraid of the sun.

Well look what we got there Sally! Moon crickets in all shape and forms.

by Theonlyrealdefiner August 1, 2019

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