8 handed monkey

8 handed monkey - put your partner in downward dog position, place your left hand palm up rubbing the center of the clit with thumb while applying pressure above the pubic bone with middle, index and ring finger. Place Right hand flat against buttocks under your chin with middle and ring finger inserted in vagina with a slight rotational and thrusting motion, drop your thumb down with the same hand and massage below the clitorus all while performing analingus. WARNING: THIS SHOULD NOT BE ATTEMPTED BY AMATEURS OR PERSONS BELOW THE AGE OF 27!!!!!!

Successfully created and practiced by A.C. & D.M.

Last night John performed the 8 handed monkey on me and it was GREAT!

by Monkey Business 909 March 5, 2017

freeze the monkey

Banging a snowman

When its winter i like to make a snowmen to freeze the monkey

by ILoveEcchiAnime August 10, 2019

Boh-Boh the monkey

The overlord of us all

Praise the Lord of us all Boh-Boh the monkey

by Anybody American October 12, 2019

Jesus fucked a monkey!

Phrase used when a pub door swings back and nearly dislodges the pyramid of glasses being carried back to table, or when a twat cyclist speeds through a red light at a pedestrian crossing and almost kills you, or practically anytime 'fuckin hell', 'you fuckin twat', or 'shiiiiiiit' simply doesn't cut the mustard.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.

Jesus fucked a monkey!, watch out twat.

by TauntonJah November 5, 2019

big fat monkey balls

When you need to get out of a conversation in the best way possible

Guy: hey wanna go talk about what happened on June 16th 2012?

Guy 2: big fat monkey balls (walks away)

by A huge fucking idiot October 16, 2022

The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

Tylers favourite midnight snack

Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

by Lewis. E August 28, 2023

Monkey Rape

When a monkey comes up and rapes any random person

Out of no where I got monkey raped.

by Anonymous October 31, 2003