Freeze the Monkey

Verb | To have sex with a Snowman.

(Original definition by a YouTuber named "CaptainSauce")

"Hey Amy, did you hear that Kevin said he would Freeze the Monkey last night?"
"Yeah, Emma! Kevin is such an idiot sometimes!"

by RandomMoron February 23, 2020

freezing the monkey

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce

"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."

by Zainium August 11, 2019

Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...

by SLURP/MOIST August 11, 2019

"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"

When its winter i like to make a snowmen to freeze the monkey

by ILoveEcchiAnime August 11, 2019

when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey

MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later

by MrDickleson August 11, 2019

A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"

by Gay porm May 14, 2023