When you lubricate your penis and your hand, wrap your lubricated hand around your penis, and move your hand up and down your penis, somewhat slowly, almost like giving your penis a massage until you ejaculate
by Master Stroke August 18, 2021
Get the stroke a loadmug. by Kyshbs November 13, 2021
Get the Front Loadmug. The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.
Friend: How did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: She called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
Other friend: She called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024
Get the Nebraskan Bloated Loadmug. When you a person not to tell a person about something but you really want that person to know (without eagerness). A loaded secret is meant to help you in a backward behind way.
(A story about Tim, Jake, and Emily)
JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.
EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.
JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.
EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.
by bucky242 January 7, 2012
Get the loaded secretmug. We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.
by Dick Da Bruiser November 3, 2020
Get the loaded burglar alarmmug. To make sure your man has ejaculated in you before he's left alone for a spell so he doesn't do so with anyone else while you're not there.
by DimReflectionofloyalty&Love July 13, 2024
Get the Secure-a-loadmug. When having the sex with a female on a beach, before doing the cum, throw sand in her asshole and shit on her pussy whilst saying in a Matthew McConaughey impression, "BEACH BOMB".
I gave that bitch, Courtney, a pink rear-loading beach bomb for cheating on me and she pepper-sprayed me.
by A COOMER May 24, 2022
Get the Pink Rear-Loading Beach Bombmug.