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No Knock Warrant

When you’re in the middle of a coitus session and your SPAM javelin slips out of whispering eye and right into the heart of her rose bud. Coitus ends. Abruptly.
“Hey Karen, how was the sex with John last night.”

“It was all fine and dandy until he served me with a No Knock Warrant.”

“Oooh boy…”
by Cups of the Dixie September 17, 2022
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i’m knocked

It’s the call of when your teammate in Fortnite got shot to the point where he is knocked down, and is slowly dying. Either you save him and give him meds and shield, or you let him die and take his loot.
Joe: I’m knocked! Come help me!
Bill: I’ll save you!
by Juggernaut RayGun June 24, 2018
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implied door-knock

Refers to when you make friendly eye-contact with one or more occupants of a neighboring dwelling, and thus you do not have to actually knock on their door to make it acceptable for you to go on in.
My neighbors down the street have known me for decades and have always welcomed me in to "shoot da breeze for a few"; they often hang out around the dinner-table in their large-glass-windowed kitchen, anyway, and so they can easily notice me as I amble up the front walk. So I always just watch for them to glance up and give me affable nods as I near their glass storm-door; this is my implied door-knock, and so I know that I can just stroll right on in and sit down with them.
by QuacksO July 6, 2018
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club/knock the stuffing out of sg

(infml, originally NY slang): make sb. feeble, weak or demoralized
“Talk quickly – those fellows are clubbing the stuffing out of Union Pacific.”
O’Henry: 100 Selected Stories, Wordsworth Classics, 199, p.74.
by Petyush March 29, 2005
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fart knocker

vb. A prank that involves knocking on said door, then farting.
Jimmy: Hey dude I just pulled a fart knocker!

Billy: You are a dumbass.
by Jon Bone Jovi November 10, 2010
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Cock Knocker

Someone who likes to knock cocks by making a fist, bending the fore-finger then striking the cock with all your might.
You are a cock knocker, your ma's a cock knocker etc etc.
by Wayne Travers May 31, 2006
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knock-off

1.term used in San Antonio TX to describe a person who routinely gets wasted and behaves like a complete moron.
2. person who behaves like a moron even when they aren't wasted, thus making them undesirable as company at any time.
Did you know we found that knock-off passed out in the kitchen with his dick in a can of play-doh last week?

Don't let that knock-off in my car, he's always putting cigarette burns in my damn seats.
by dinki August 23, 2003
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