Jaeden

Jaeden is a funny guy. He has a big dick but can be annoying. Usually has no girlfriend because he cant pull. Jaeden is the type to name his dog poopy.

Its funny because Jaeden thinks he can pull mandeh

by Thicc nigggaA November 28, 2018

jake

Jake is the hottest and cutest guy around. He has sexy blond hair, and gorg blue eyes. Not only is he hot, he is also the NICEST person in the WHOLE WORLD, who is VERY considerate and cares about others. He is the PERFECT guy!

A: OMG I just met the NICEST AND HOTTEST GUY IN THE WHOLE WORLD. Guess who it was??
K: JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
A: You betcha!

by Monkeyzebra57 November 7, 2013

jacked up

To get absolutely annhilated in a football hit.

Donovan McNabb got JACKED UP!

by Mike January 9, 2004

jake pauler

a bunch of brainwashed 10 year olds that support a liar/snake

a jake pauler is a brainwashed 10 year old

by cccccccloutgangCLCLOUTGANG September 21, 2017

Jake Paul

A youtuber who is a faggot

Omg jake paul is legit cancer

by iiiGetRekt November 10, 2017

Jakeb

He is very smart and attractive. EVERYONE likes him. Is a good leader and Jakeb’s are normally born in October. He is AMAZING Jakeb sucks at Fortnite but life is not about Fortnite. Jakeb’s are veryyyyyyyyyyyyyy short.
But no big things can bring him down.

OMG Jakeb is THE BEST.

by Valerio Sernicoliflower November 22, 2018

Jake

is a quad amputee, with one of the limbs being his microcock. he has a very large head, most of which being brain.

bro ur such a jake. i both hate and respect you for that

by French Fries Aren't French June 17, 2020