Jacksonville Jaguars

An expansion team in 1995, the Jaguars quickly became a dominant team behind quarterback Mark Brunell, receiver Jimmy Smith, and a great defense. From 1996-99, the team had 4 straight playoff berths, going 14-2 with the league's best record in in '99. However, during that season, they lost both of their games to the Tennessee Titans, and again lost to the Titans in the playoffs, costing Jacksonville a trip to the Super Bowl. After some poor seasons, the Jaguars again built a hard nosed team and made the playoffs in 2005.

"The Jacksonville Jaguars have defeated the Dolphins 62-7, the most lopsided victory in playoff history."

by Sports Info July 6, 2006

Jack Bandit

1.One who reaches his goal while being craft, sly and slick.

2.An alter ego of Doug from Nickelodeon who wore a hat, scarf and cowl similar to the movie "The Shadow".

3. Someone who is successful when it comes to having sex with the opposite sex.

Wa-na-naa, Jack Bandit.

And when climbed on top of me, I thought, "I am Jack Bandit."

Patti Mayonnaise: Oh mystery man who are?
Doug as Jack Bandit: I'm <Music: Wa-Na-Naa> Jack Bandit!

by Escalade714 April 18, 2004

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005

Jacinto

Handsome, exotic, mysterious, warm hearted, caring, loving, brilliant mind and soul, pure heart as long as you don’t make him mad or jealous, gentle and sweet and dominates with a kind, firm and sexy hand. I love you Jacinto, from your hippiegirl

Jacinto is my best friend, lover, husband, boyfriend and eternal love- in this lifetime and all the rest

by HippiegirllovesJacinto May 28, 2018

Jack Stauber

the guy who sings in enchanting table.

person: oh hey whos jack stauber again?
other person: the guy who talks in enchanting table

by wall is made out of wall November 17, 2020

jackocarling

to garrgle a partners or friends cum in your mouth so that it froths out..
also to ejaculate into ones nose and they snort it out onto a surface making a frothy mess.

Did you hear Sam was jackocarling with the emo guy last night it was sick

by Miss_Vengance September 21, 2007

jackass zoo

A large collection of morons with whom you have to share a space on a frequent basis.

Man, I need a new job. I can't handle working in this fucking jackass zoo.

by Speedwell Stu May 23, 2008