Evil Jessica

a pair of jessica's that want to torture fucking sluts that cant think of anything interesting to do with theit own hair so they still other ppl ideas

-fucking ashley stole my hair style.. so i will steal her soul!

by Jessica Number 2 November 14, 2004

red jessica

a girl who let smash while on her period

Dude I heard you pulled a red jessica this weekend.

by SuspectShot23 December 19, 2014

Boiled jessica

A lady that drowns in your hot tub

Looks like we have a boiled Jessica case Johnson!. "What did she die doing?". Looks like she was trying to save a cell phone in the hot tub.

by Mtg187 April 1, 2017

OLO (Jessica)

When a waitress named Jessica is required to put together an online togo order

"We have an OLO."
Every other worker walks away because that is Jessicas job

"We have an OLO."
Every other worker walks away because that is Jessicas job

#OLO (Jessica)

by Sally Sea shell March 31, 2019

Yellow Jessica

An extremely attractive girl getting urinated on.

Girl: He's been so nice to me.
Girl 2: What did he do to you last night?
Girl: He gave me a total yellow jessica

by some_cunt December 12, 2019

Jlove Jessica

Slang term for girlfriend or wife that makes her boyfriend or husband leave his squad on warzone to go play with her.

Bye Randy, I gotta go play with Jlove Jessica

by Handily69420 March 18, 2022

Where is Jessica Hide

A phrase from the show Utopia, which aired in the uk in 2013. It was recently brought to popularity due to Pyrocynical's multi-hour video essay.

Lee: Where is Jessica Hide?
Wilson Wilson: She's dead.
Lee: *Grabs Spoon*

by weeb2324 November 18, 2021