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myspace baby

A baby that is conceived from a Myspace hook up.
A girl I went to high school with, met this dude on Myspace. They hooked up which led to her being knocked up. Hence she had a Myspace baby.
by Rosalia 2 November 26, 2007
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Baby Oil

Baby Oil is fat extracted from undeveloped human sources, known as babies.

Like all fats, baby oils are insoluble in water but soluble in cheap vodka.

Oils extracted from minors have been used in many cultures, since ancient times. As an example, a 4000 year old "kitchen" unearthed in Liverpool was found to include an oil press and a large quantity of discarded child-husks. Archeologists believe that the tribes of Ancient Scouse would raise children as a source of cheap fuel.

The uses of baby oils can be divided into three main areas:

* Lubrication
* Fuel
* Threatening Children

Extracting Baby Oil:

* The "traditional" way of extracting baby oil uses several different types of mechanical extraction. This method is preferred by most Eco-Freakies in the USA and in Europe. Cheesegrater extraction is one type, and there are two other types that are both oil presses: the screw press and the ram press. Oil presses are commonly used in developing countries, among people for whom other extraction methods would be prohibitively expensive.

* The "modern" way of acquiring baby oil is by chemical extraction, using solvent extracts, which produces higher yields and is quicker and less messy. The most common solvent is Sunny Delight. This disolves the baby from the inside out, and it is then simple to seperate the oil from the solvent.
No, Baby Oil is not made of babies.... I am only kidding...
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
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Adult Baby

Noun
Also referred to as AB
A person who acts like an infant or baby. Normally dresses up in a variety of baby like clothing like diapers, onesies, bibs, sleepers, and kid like shirts. Some adult babies find comfort and security in diapers and being cared by a mother or father. The age range for adult babies can vary from newborns to toddlers. Adult babies do not find sexual arousal out of diapers unlike diaper lovers (DL)
That Adult Baby isn't exactly the most normal. All he does is sit their like a read baby and have his mothers change him.
by Broken-Steel-Rocks June 29, 2009
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Baby girl

The name for the most amazing girl on the planet. She makes your life amazing and will do anything to stay with you. She is the most BEAUTIFUL girl that there is. You would never let her go!
by jtlundin May 31, 2011
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Gay baby

Bob: "do you play Fortnite?"
Jim: "yes."
Bob: "You're a gay baby."
by Grillest June 13, 2018
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baby cock

A affectionate term used to describe extraordinarily small penis.
Aww Craig, is that your baby cock i spy!
by Jen "itty-bitty-titty" Portite September 14, 2008
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baby momma

The mother of one's child. The connotation is that mother and father do not and never did have any relationship beyond being sex partners. Contrast: ex-wife, ex-girlfriend.
"I thought I was getting a fuck buddy, but I ended up with a baby momma."
by Dorothy November 21, 2004
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