tuna pot pie

An infected pussy. One that has a light flaky crust or scabs.

Did you notice the crust on that bitches tuna pot pie?

by MsWorld February 10, 2004

Pot noodle wank

Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.

Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.

Liam: is there room for one more?

by Ashweehehe July 31, 2019

Pot of cold piss

–adjective
1.
being no longer useful or desirable, something that needs to be disposed of. Unwanted but reluctant to accept it due to a basic lack of understanding.

2. lifeless and unresponsive entity that extends the duration of its invitation

3. Spacial:
Something that should have been removed a long time ago

4. cold piss australian for beer

Cheers Mr *******, always nice to know we've got a leader with a sum total of 0 common sense and logic. You pot of cold piss.

I gave him the bad eye and he stood there without moving the pot of cold piss.

What is this pot of cold piss? I told you to get rid of them last year?!

by h_yam March 3, 2011

As numb as a pot dog

Northern English slang
Not very intelligent
As intelligent as a ceramic ornament

He's (she's) as numb as a pot dog!

by Biglump March 5, 2012

Afghani Crock Pot

A Afghani Crock Pot is when a man shits into another mans arsehole then the man shits it back into the first mans mouth.

Man: how was your afghani crock pot?

Man2: it was cooked to perfection.

by Black Sword warrior January 3, 2016

Pot Bellied Pig

A severely overweight woman on whose belly one ejeculates on rather than inside her vagina.

I was afraid of knocking up that fat bitch so I made her a pot bellied pig instead.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Keep the tea in the pot

when you have something to say about somebody or something but you decide to keep it to yourself. also known as spilling tea when you tell someone about what happened.

did you hear about Jason,never mind I’m going to keep the tea in the pot.

by lilv February 26, 2018